Monday, April 12, 2010

uck Spiders



i'm i big pussy when it comes to bugs
anyone who knows me WELL knows this
spiders are the worst for me
i don't know why...just the thoughts have me itchy!
This morning, as i lay in bed..lazing about, i looked up at the ceiling
and there it was..HUGE SPIDER!!...ok ok, to the average person it was probably teeny
but i could see it
and worse..i knew i couldn't reach it to kill it
which meant i couldn't take my eyes away from it
because if i did, i wouldn't know where it went
and then i would not have been able to sleep
OH NO
the thing is...i'm pathetically weak!
You see, as it began to climb down the wall, the thoughts of squishing it, almost disgust me as much as the thoughts of it on my skin!
alas WHAM...my shoe splatted it..lol
sigh...now i can sleep
until HE mentions..i wonder if there were more of em